Bastard Squad | Page 2

hockey is rad,adult hockey teams are fun as fuck…dudes who relive their youth…check fools…mad fun…how about the dudes who dont wear mouth grills or any mouth protection? “yeah this half visor will be enough,I’m fucking GOOD yo”
Here is Danny Motocross,a bastard squad vet,showing you good reason….why stool rhymes with cool.
3 teeth & a FUCKLOAD of dollars.

read on..
“So on my birthday I treated myself to that sweet Oakley half shield. I went and skated that night with a bunch of dorks. 2 minutes in and this idiot chases me down and falls and his feet FLAIL and the toe of his skate hit me in the lips like a hammer. I literally spit pieces of teeth out. Spit out the blood and said “I’m good”. Played another minute then retreated to the locker room. The fucking one tooth was pushed so far back it was refuckulous. Adrenaline told me to pull it. Better judgement said no. So I spit out a bunch more blood. Went back out and finished the game. I really just wanted to scare the shit out of everyone and i think i did. Actually scored another goal. I went home, had the wife call my dentist and went to bed with an ibuprofen 800 and slept with my mouth open. Was in the dentist chair by 8:30 am. He pulled what was left of the 2 middle teeth out. Bone graft for both. I fucking LOVE the nitrous. Stuck some fake as fuck temp in and attached to a good tooth. The other really bad chipped tooth gets felt with in two more weeks and I get a flipper. Then two months after that I get to posts in the front. Then 3-4 months after that I get the implants put in. So I guess I’m just pissed that I have to go so long with the flipper. But it’ll be great at bars! Oh, did I mention I played a game Friday night after 4 hours in the dentists chair, and my kids birthday party. Yeah I wanted that badge. Now I’m coming back down to earth and shit is sore and I’m realizing ill never have my real teeth in the front. Thank fuck for good insurance. And Loritab…”

whistle us a toon would you old pal?